This gym charges upwards of $50/month but doesn't offer wifi!?! You kidding me? PNW (pka Gold's) we need our music and our music is on the cloud. Give your customers wifi!
You pre-pay monthly for your membership and they don't give refunds. If you get injured or sick be sure to time travel to suspend your membership ($10/mo) or cancel before you pay. Even after 2 years.
When lifting, watch out for the tan guy in the camo tanktop (about 5'10") - looks like a monkey - he clusters a piece of equipment for up to 40 minutes
Try to avoid Thursday evenings- everyone and their mum are preemptively attempting to work off the keg they are about to consume during the upcoming weekend.
Just found out today that they don't have any ankle straps for leg work on the cables. Apparently you have to stick your foot in a handle and use that... :/