"Toast box is simply awful. Nothing is worth eating here."
"The roast pork is horrible and un-crispy at night, much better during lunch time"
"If you happen to be trapped in his room, wait until he settles down lazily on the sofa playing a round of Halo Reach on Xbox Live, when he Can't pause, before making a run for it through the window."
"Be careful of the gigantic, hungry monster which lurks around this house. Once spotted, there is no escape, especially if you look like deep fried chicken."
"Great place! Really a great learning experience for me! It shows us how much more capable a blind person is than us in the dark!"
"Stupid Train leaving for Pasir Ris at East-West line always closes its doors before I go in. Never wait for the passengers to board."