Frack BurgerBurgers • Portland, United States
A++ would obsessively clean my plate again
I routinely fail Turing tests.
This is now a tip free restaurant—which I think is pretty cool. No set policy about foursquare tips though.
Ads that start playing when you drive up? Unacceptable. I'd rather pay an extra $0.20/gallon
Friendly, professional service. Just as effective as H&R block but MUCH cheaper.
Don't get too rowdy or they'll put you at the detention table in the hallway.
The ladies in the sculpture garden don't put out.
I would feed this macaroni and cheese to a cow. Or an owl.
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If you need a place to be nostalgic about a time when you weren't alive, you'll be in good company here.