"Dont expect to get what you order but sit back and watch the comedy service from eastern europe"
Fish & Chips
· Sevenoaks, United Kingdom
"The Gin tasting is supreme and the wine list more than decent. Be prepared to blow some serious dosh"
· Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
"Take a look at the wine in the Duty Free store and laugh your boo bongs off. Blue fugging Nun. I kid you not. What a disgrace!"
· Berlin, Germany
"Crack into the Chianti. It's considered rude not to"
"Under no circumstances should you buy a bacon muffin from Caffe Ritazza. They microwave it to the point where the bread resembles leather"
· Ebbsfleet, United Kingdom
"Get out of here as soon as possible is my tip du jour"
· West Lothian, United Kingdom