StaplesOffice Supplies • Des Moines, United States
Worst customer service ever.
Taking requests for the beer fridge. Email firstname.lastname@example.org with preferences.
Don't let her size fool you, she's vicious. [the guard dog]
Be sure to bring the principals Shorties. They drink them quickly.
The counter staff have comprehensive knowledge of tea from around the world. Tell them your tastes and let them pick!
Be very careful with the DFine. It's effective as hell, but too much will get you 'anxious'.