Andrew Lane Fox

"Some of the worst service you'll ever experience"

"Don't plan on getting anywhere on time. Not if the useless bunch of morons called First Great Western have anything to do with it."

"Beware Worst Great Western, the world's most incompetent train company, operate from here."

"A great place as long as you don't eat and manage to avoid drinking anything"

"Is their no end to the inefficiency of this bunch of losers?"

"Don't take these people's trains without allowing an extra hour to allow for their inefficiency."