Ben Clayton

"Donate to our projector fund."

"Don't eat here unless it's Boneless Mondays or Thursdays. Actually, don't eat here at all."

"Don't smoke cigarettes in here. Or anywhere else."

"If you ever have the bartender/waiter Trevor White, tip him well! He rocks!"

"Get the jalapeño poppers!"

"Support your local rickshaw drivers. Save your heels, take our wheels!"