Kobie Bowles

"Valet parking is only $2 more than self parking overnight."

"As much as I love Jimmy, the fried rice and lo mein are far better at Happy Wok. The best egg rolls, however, live here."

"How about some manners, customers? When you order try a please and maybe a thank you..."

"Be prepared to wait. Be mentally equipped for the worst customer service experience of your life. If you can be kind and polite you will stand out, but you still might not get what you came for."

"If you're going to attend a workshop, choose a time when the store isn't busy, otherwise you may get a headache trying to follow along and hear instructions. Consider the Soho store."

"They tried to charge me a dollar to drop off a UPS package... is that even legal?"