If you buy a drink in the lobby: Before you go in it must have a lid on the top or the ushers will turn you away at the entrance. This is a HUGE bummer if you're late to the show...
Don't hang your jacket on the rail behind you or the hag usher will ask you to put it on your seat back which makes little or no difference but the minimum wage power tripper has nothing better to do.
Note to self - if you have hyper-hydrosis and permanent body odor issues when the temp is over 68 degrees do NOT sit in the balcony. Lol. Wouldn't that be hilarious if I really had permanent BO? Lol