Bobby Thompson

"A couple started this place. She cheated on him and he vandalized the store and then killed himself in it. If you want to eat there, be my guest."

"If you order a beer, you'll get it. If you ask for a water or anything else in between drinks, your waiter/waitress will strait up lie to your face and say that they will bring it, they won't."

"Don't look at the security people in the eyes or you will get yelled at."