Brendan Gunning

"Too many babies and children. You can get round this with noise-isolating earphones, but you shouldn't have to!"

"PS. London Fog is great. Different and delicious!"

"If you are on 3 mobile, absolutely do not expect any signal - there is none. Nada. Zilch."

"Cakes are awesome, full stop. Definitely try the White Lady if they have it. Marzipan, yum!!!"

"Do not lose a plate or piece of cutlery. They charge a small fortune (very disproportionate to what it costs to replace) if you do."

"Their card machine tends to have a lot of faults so try and carry cash."