Christopher Valles

"This is a really nice gym if you want jut the gym aspect. Also it looks like the hulk had diarrhea all over the walls."

"Marty C is a fugly retail queen too ugly to work at hub."

"This is my spot to look t the last chance desperation o the night."

"There's a hot scruffy muscle guy that works the tortilla part. See how many inappropriate meat references you can throw at him"

"I travel often and this is probably one of the crappiest airports I've ever been in."

"Come for the food stay for the muscle queens!"