Gay Jesus

"Management at Planet Fitness are told to add a 1 pound to the scale in the Women's locker room each week."

"A quaint place. I just wish the forces that be could just purge the undesirable emo/hipster culture out of W.C. You people know that you're just a by-product of excessive American materialism right?"

"Ladies, wearing a sports bra and short-shorts just screams "ego stroke." Build your sense of self-esteem and confidence by working out more, not by the numble of male gazes you can attract."

"You have entered Pennsyl-bama when you go to Pottstown. I guess you need a workout after all the stress of going to a Clan march and detailing your car to look like the General Lee. Squeal like a pig."

"Library etiquette tip: for those of you rifling through the cd's, do it in a manner that doesn't sound like your taking out pent up sexual aggression on that cd cases. I'm trying to get my learn on."