Guy Waldron

"Try the veal"

"Breakfast is horrible. Just grab a muffin at the terminal."

"Unfortunately, this place was woeful. The coffee was terribly burnt and my scrambled eggs were watery. The bacon was fatty and undercooked. There is buckleys chance of me going back here again."

"Get on the cakes. How good!"

"Not a force to be reckoned with. Be careful of the ninja that lurks in the shadows and stay away from the dried plums. Great wine list and green tea ice-cream!"

"Awesome atmosphere. Table tennis comps, poker tournaments and the abode of the infamous L. Woodard. Highly recommended if you can get an invite."