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"They managed to even make regret taste bland."

"Its one of the seven wonders of the world: The Great Wall, Machu Picchu, Taj Mahal, and of course, the skyline of Dayton Ohio from the bar on top of a hotel."

"it's a place where dreams go to die"

"There's no free wifi at George Bush international airport. Which is another thing the Bush name gets wrong."

"When I was 12, I broke a rib playing sandlot football. That has nothing to do with this bar. However, it is a really good story about resilience and bravery."

"Wear your magic fancy pants and talk about yourself loudly on a cellphone. You're a star!"