Jimmy Mason

"Service at Chick-Fil-A doesn't get any slower than this locations drive thru. Having the fork in the drive thru only f#cks things up more."

"Want a tip? Turn around walk out the door and goto a different best buy."

"The third cushion is really comfortable."

"Don't bring rolls of coins to put into the coin sorter, they're already sorted and you can take them up to the teller just like cash...seriously what the hell is wrong with people??"

"The rice is dry and the mayor is a d-bag"

"Who's leg do ya hafta hump to get a huckleberry around here?"