Josh Goetz

"VTR... pfft"

"Dr. Bala, was the head of Patient First Bel Air, he designed his Practice with the same convenience. Xray, EKG, Echo, Lab, and a lot of rooms and staff."

"Don't try getting a room when intoxicated!"

"The XBOX/Call of Duty Pro Gaming Lounge... pants not required to be 1337 (aka leet aka elite aka im good at this)"

"ONE OF THE SINGLE MOST HORRIBLE HOSPITALS WITH MEDIOCRE CARE, WORSE DOCTORS, AND COMPARIBLE TO BEING IN A BAD NURSING HOME. ONLY COME HERE IF YOU WANT TO WAIT UPTO 8 HOURS IN A CHAIR IF DYING."

"This place is like having an expensive condo but the policy says "if you appear to be intoxicated, we will NOT rent to you"... but we sell beer? Ass backwards"