Joshua Worrell

"There are multiple hand-drawn pictures of fellatio on the ceiling, so wear pants that can suitably disguise your excitement."

"My parents left me here 26 years ago and I still can't find my way out."

"I weighed the "quarter pound" chili cheese coney at home and it's really only .24 lbs. It's weird though, because after I ate six of them I weighed exactly 1 1/2 lbs. more than before. :/"

"I came here when I was 7 years old. A duck farted on my mouth and I immediately grew a mustache. Now, at 33, I still have the same mustache and Aflac commercials ruined my marriage. Nice park, though."

"I'M CONFUSED WHERE DO I PUT THE PANCAKES?"

"NO BIRDS HERE."