Patrick Alberts

"Don't show up with your quad core Linux machine for some serious coding. All the apple kids will get depressions."

"Love Typepad? Get your blogbook at http://www.feedfabrik.com - thanks, SAY, for the great platform!"

"Can you actually get on the platform without a ticket via the elevator?"

"You need to ask the waitress to get seated on the lawn. Is that US culture or just pretentious?"

"Try the Polish Kubuś juice!"

"Last time they kicked us out because our baby son of a few weeks age still needs a pram - and that's not allowed inside. Quite asocial. We're not going back. Sorry."