Lauren Smith

"Go somewhere else. The burger is nothing special and the ventilation is bad. It was just a bad experience all the way around."

"The 6:52am train is the start of significant crowding. Ride before this time to avoid the rush."

"The cats have rabies. Kill on sight, please."

"If transferring to the eastbound Tozai line from the Ginza line at Nihonbashi, sit near the first two doors of the first car."

"Not crowded at 7:30 in the morning."

"The Ginza line doors don't line up with the queue guides. Stand about a meter to the left of the lines and get on the train before the suckers."