Martha Smith

"super-interesting menu!!"

"Text yourself the number where you parked. Everything looks different upon return."

"these assholes just scratched the crap out of my car, denied it, screamed at me, and told me if i wanted anything done about it, i should call the police. seriously."

"no lunch special on weekend boooooo...."

"Reasonably comfortable but really nothing special. No food a close enough walk. WiFi slow as mud."

"Under construction right now. Lobby's a nightmare, but got a free upgrade to a suite--nice!"