Matt King

"Sure there's a fantastic cafe serving great coffee and quite amazing food. But there's also the shop. It's like being in Liberty... except in Bali. Really beautiful place to shop, eat and chill."

"The absolute dog's bollocks. Sure, you might see a few actual ones but the food, drinks, views and above all the chilled vibe and class tunes make Old Man's one place you definitely must go."

"Ribs. That's all I'm saying."

"Beautiful swimming pools, views of the ocean and a couple of really great water slides. Pay 200,000 per person to use the facilities but it comes off your food and drink bill. Perfick."

"Fantastic coffee and pain au raisins baked right there on the premises. Staff always super friendly and the prices are pretty good too. Thank you Monsieur."

"Only go here if you want your children assaulted. My ten year old son threw his first (and now probably last) dart at the old dartboard here and was physically grabbed by the vile animal of an owner."