Michal Charemza

"Bad food that is either bland, dry, or bizarrely, overloaded with coriander."

"Watch out for the loose gravel, it's very easy to fall off your bike!"

"Très cher!"

"Poor O2 3G signal upstairs, much better downstairs in the cafe."

"Trains to Leicester are always from platform 7."

"The waiting rooms on platforms 6 and 7 are very cold... Better to wait on 2 & 3 where the room is warm."