will smith

"This store meets the standard that all other Wal-Mart's have placed before it...you'll see for yourself if you can make it through the horde of beggars that roam the parking lot constantly..."

"Thursday Nights - $2 topless cans...best place in flagstaff for a drink!"

"Fact: The US leader in "babies born without a father present"...side note: check down the road at the jail."

"Fact: Average age for a "Girl's Night Out" is 42.5..."

"Fact: On daily average, the number of skinny jeans that come throught the front doors averages about to 15 metric tons."

"Fact: This theater has the highest population of old white men who can't pee into a urinal or toilet but instead dribble it on to the floor."