Michele Ryder

"Don't pay extra for the woodlands view. It's a couple of crappy dead trees and other people's balconies."

"Due to changes in state laws they can now sell limes and pizza. They carry Matey's frozen pizza. A local favorite of ours and one of the few to not contain high fructose corn syrup."

"Black Friday tip: My 1st Oreck toy vacuum will be $15 (usually $20) and air purifiers will start at $150 according to salesperson."

"Gets pretty windy up here during hurricanes"

"Gets pretty windy up here when there's a hurricane."

"Omlettes are not on the menu but they have them...just ask"