Nathan Brown

"The mayor sez: ask him to make a custom drink. If he's not there, ask Jessica. If she's not there, talk to Michelle. She's nice. If Gilles is there, talk to him, too. He's funny. Also loves the Swiss."

"Don't sit in the seats. Don't eat the snacks. Don't look at the ushers. Watch your wallet in the restroom. Be careful with the joysticks on the arcade games. And don't, no matter what, touch a wall."

"Don't look the cashiers in the eyes. Don't keep your wallet in your back pocket. Be sober. Keep to the outside aisles. Pray. Hard."

"Don't bring a book. The pre-feature lighting is too dim. Do bring nerves and maybe a vial of hand sanitizer."