Nick Garris

"Awesome spot"

"If you've ever thought about coming here, DO NOT, actually don't ever eat at Applebee's, I didn't think it was possible to mess up Alfredo that bad"

"I get the one short little white girl that gives me an attitude about doing her job. Other than that I love this place, I just don't like burritos made with anger"

"Hold the handle down on the toilet or your poop isn't going down😬"

"Every time I'm here I have to poop, I think they add laxatives to the air in the store. BEWARE!"

"The dankness! Get the French toast grand slam and some coffee and then go blow up the bathroom"