Emerson Beyer

"NO MORE NACOS! In a move that I can only describe as suicidal, The Federal has taken nachos off the menu."

"Just watched the end of a "big" soccer game - 2 teams I had literally never heard of. ("Schalke?" & "Galatasay?") Big, as in: people took the afternoon off work. Also, they call it "football" here."

"If it's crowded, don't claim a table before ordering your food. This really screws up the seating situation. Just try to relax, and by the time your food is ready, somebody else will be finishing up."

"Abanitu Farm has the most delicious greens and the loveliest people. Talk to them about their super conscientious approach to farming."