Shawn Allen

"The menu is very churched up here."

"Hooters is a slang word for.... Multiple Owls."

"Ask for the "Sonic" ice in your drink for a special treat."

"For the best bang for your buck add all the sides to your burger, but be aware you will take a monster dump in the morning. Oh and it may burn. Oh and it may be runny."

"If Five Guys had been available during Biblical times Jesus could have ordered a small fry and saved a heck of a lot of time breaking up loaves and fishes."

"Stare at the old pictures on the wall and curiously wonder if the people in them knew they would be hanging in a restaurant 150 years or so later would they be happy or mad?"