Rafe Kemmis

"This is where you get to sleep for 4 hours when Delta cancels your flight. At least the bar is open late."

"Bring your own water and pack out your poop! There is a trash receptacle at the bus stop along Roxboro Street."

"Just mention "Kabuki" when you order to get 20% off!"

"Best veggie burger evar. Bring sunscreen. There is always a long wait in the sun."

"Keep your wits about you. The baristas are spies."