Robin Paul

"Took more than an hour to get served. Floor show provided by a cat licking its unmentionables. Tiki at the back of the restaurant must be named Ralph."

"Recommendation: eat elsewhere."

"Don't play the trivia game. Even if you show them (on Google) that you have the right answer, they argue with you that it is wrong. It will end up leaving a bad taste in your mouth."

"Don't arrive too late. The butterflies are all gone by dusk."

"Take the subway... Oh wait... We don't have one."

"Cinnamon scones are amazing"