Dave Spooner

"Until the novelty wears off. Bookings are essential."

"When the bar staff say "we don't serve pints, only schooners" reply with "I don't use real money just Monopoly money""

"Play Rocko Rugby.Get from Target to Terry Whites Chemist without being pestered by someone collecting for charity.Asking you to sign up for a paintball weekend, foxtel or kleenheat. 6pts if you can!"

"If your after decent beer forget it. All the usual staples VB, Pure blonde, TED etc but no guest beers."

"Baaaaacon!"

"The Caesar salad with chicken is the bees knees yo!"