"Sweet lawd the drinks here are strong!"
Home (private)
· Bonita Springs, United States
"Watch out for that stiggity stank and that pissy drank."
Apartment or Condo
· Pelham, United States
"I recommend the Tura's sweet breasts. It's the house specialty."
Home (private)
· Estero, United States
"This place will suck every bit of happiness from your soul. Flee while you can!"
Office
· Bonita Springs, United States
"If you've ended up here you've had a horrid night, and I pray for your soul."
Bar
· Naples, United States
"Be sure to pick up your dog poo. The neighbors get a little testy if you don't."