People tend to check in during these times:
Don't check in on Foursquare while you're entering a narrow underground tunnel!
There should be a badge for anyone who survived this mess.
If you think a dead body brushed against you...it did.
Driving through sober is key
EZ-Pass is fantastic!!!
I suggest remaining in the tunnel whilst under the Hudson.
Don't drink and drive! :)
Don't speed through toll booths
Get the fuck out of my lane!!! I'm LATE.
Stay in lane!
Close your windows to save your lungs!
Traffic builds character
This traffic is wrong
don't get stuck in traffic
don't get stuck in it on a Sunday evening...
Hold your breath or scream for the entire length of the tunnel.
If paying cash, stay n the far right lane, it always seems to move much quicker than the other Cash lane.
Don't check in while driving.
Avoid on fridays and sundays if you can! #fail
Honk 3 times in quick succession when stopped by the trump soho building. Wait two second. Let out a two second long horn blast. Gwenndolinn the hooker will emerge and hop in the passenger seat.
Get the Sopranos theme ready for when you emerge.
This "merge of death" isn't for the faint of heart... often the exterior toll lanes are the fastest.
Go through the tunnel late at night when they clean it and see the upside down street sweeper contraption. Cool!
Drive like a maniac to get through the traffic.
Don't ever drive into New York City !!!!
Watch out for sharks! They are scary.
Go in one end, come out the other.
There is a shaft in the tunnel
it was named after Clifford Milburn Holland (1883-1924).
45 min delays at the Holland, but still moves faster & more comfortable than the Lincoln.
Just think - instead of being stuck in traffic, you could be enjoying the sun and the surf at Luna Park on Coney Island.
Holy traffic Batman! At least we get to pay $12 to sit here
Roll Your Window Up! (Less Noise)
Grab a beer; you'll be here a while.
Don't fuck with the Police!
Don't text and drive
Stay in far left lane
Tunnels are way more scary than bridges. I can't help but think about drowning while I'm stuck in this mess.
Take the lincoln!
They really need to make this EZ Pass only.
City bound, looking for fun trouble! Go hard or go home!!! Los!!
Stay in your lane shit face. Honking is also a bad call
2 words: 1 tube. Know what that means? Traffic!
Special: Receive one ticket from the Police for every 5th check in!
Wait in traffic
Only tip I can give is stay away from the tunnel. Period. Almost never a goof time to go.
Stay in your lane.