get on a plane and go somewhere else
Fist pump as much as possible.
Air travel can be tough on the knees and joints so while in flight, rotate the ankles in a circular motion one at a time. Then, sit back, relax and enjoy your flight.
Beautiful airport... If you've only lived in prisons and animal shelters.
The Sopranos happened here. Christopher Moltisanti left long-time girlfriend Adriana La Cerva's car in the long term parking lot.
Hands down the ugliest airport in NYC
Need to kill time? Amex Platinum Cardmembers who are flying Delta can head to the Delta Sky Club – membership has its privileges!
For one of the best steaks in all of New Jersey, stop by Gallagher’s Steak House near gate C120 at Terminal C. There’s a cool storefront refrigerator showing the steaks being “dry aged”.
Use time to catch up on your friends' Facebook status updates
Welcome to Newark Airport, owned by United Airlines.
At Term C, P1 and P3 security are usually better than P2. They all generally suck, though.
Try to do La Guardia or JFK next time. :(
eat before arriving inside Terminal A. not much at all.
Samsung has sponsored some power charging centers so you recharge your gear while you wait at gates at terminal A
Use automatic tickets machines whenever possible bc check-in lines here get LOONNNGGG. Also, the SAS Biz Class lounge looks like an IKEA cafeteria and opens at 4pm daily.
Always come a little earlier as has longest security lines in city...
Watch out for the little Indian man transporting the elderly around shouting "meep, meep" - while hilarious he's super dangerous and will run you over!
Be nice and courteous to your flight attendants!
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you cannot win here
Stop being in my way.
Avoid newark, the worst airport in the US
Pretend you're an idiot so you won't be shocked when the TSA here treats you like one. Please and thank you works EVERYWHERE.
check out the new heineken bar in terminal C
If arrivals get to crowded, have your ride pick you up upstairs at departures. Especially true@ night.. Avoid the chaos!
DON'T COME BACK
Leave the airport as quickly as humanly possible. Then leave the state as quickly as humanly possible. They're both horrible.
P4 is the best parking option if flying Continental.
This airport is a D U M P. Rivaled only by 3rd world country's prisons.
Terminal A, is the old terminal, very little has changed in 30 years, Term B they are renovating (now but still looks like Term A some what). Term C is completely different, looks like a shopping mall
Fly to Portland, Oregon.
Fifth cleanest airport in Newark. Congrats!
Fly with a love one.
Welcome to NJ. Rock out to your favorite Bruce Springsteen or Bon Jovi song.
For no-frills fun (no food, no space for carry-ons too), pick American Air!
Do yourself and your travel companion a favor and take a car service. You deserve it and its worth the extra cash.
If you're elite access on Continental, TSA C-1 is elite-only.
don't eat at dick clark's.
Check-in before you get in. Lines are for chumps.
If u had the choice of cutting off your pinky or flying through here.... Lose the finger it would be less painful
Don't be late for vegas!
Make sure to shoo the pigeons out before the passengers arrive. Haha
Whatever you do, don't get stuck in this airport.....