JCoSS

I hear that this is a fairly right-wing school, having voted Conservative (and Likud, and Remain) at every election. Must I remind you that your only shackles are the dogmatic texts taught in JEd?

To be fair, Chaim, you got a form at JFS - what was once the biggest Jewish school in Europe! All I'm remembered for is being the first female leader; not my actions, or anything of significance. Why?

In order to leave early, you must have a pass. But, in order to get such a pass, you must speak to the assistants, whom you must see before lunch. So, you must leave early. What? Catch 22 confirmed!

Guys - I was wrong about the Torah. One of my worst. You should have read the sequence - the Bibble, I think - which had dragons, and cool stuff! Instead, you have water from a rock! Hallelujah.

I diagnose all from this school with a case of the Freudian Slip (I admit, must of my work has been shown to be false). Now, what seems to be the circumcision?

Einstein, are you insulting my mojo? SETI - the most important scientific research committee of astrobiology! I don't see why I have a form class, though, - I'm agnostic; I don't follow dogma!

Why don't I have a form class yet? Carl Sagan has one - and I am way more relevant than he ever was! The greatest Jewish scientist is being ignored, for the sake of gender inequality! Tut tut.

I'd say that this school is not in line with my teachings in regard to the Haskalah. For a 21st century institution, the students are not nearly enlightened enough!

Albert, are you dissing my mojo? I was the most important man in SETI. And, maybe we didn't discover much, but we got it going! Anyway, why am I a form name? I'm not a believer; I'm an observer.

You say you're so pluralist, and zionist, but look - not even I have a form! I left Eastern Europe to become the leader of Israel - and I get nothing in return from JCoSS!

I want a proper maths team! Is that too much to ask?

Why won't you accept me?! I'm the Messiah himself - sent by God! His son, no less!