Christopher Hinkle

"Yes...there is a big neon Boulevard Beer sign hanging near the bar. NO---they don't serve Boulevard Beer. And yes...I'm bitter."

"Like Forrest's mom always said, "Stupid is as Wal-Mart does.""

"If you have a cinnamon allergy, don't get the cinnamon coke."

"Overpriced---the only good thing about this dinner was our company and that we saw dolphins as we headed into the restaurant."

"Go to the beach area north of the Bilmar and Thunderbird hotels."

"Check out the collection of Pez dispensers and the bathroom."