Dylan Medina

"Five guys is better than In and out and Colorado grill combined. The food quality and service is amazing and there fries dominate in and outs mediocre soggy fries. But get the small fries it feeds 2."

"Journeys now has the newest style of keep-a-breast bracelets! In colors blue, black, green, and pink! Be the first to get them."

"Journeys now carries uggs and uggs cleaner!"

"Be prepared to be mauled by the lilypuss and blophie. Guard yourself."

"Don't come in between 4-5. The line will be massive."

"If it smells like shit it's just the lady asking for 25 cents. Don't trip."