Chad Pellham

"Stay away from the third floor at night. It's a circus"

"#6 add guacamole is where it's at."

"The old man that owns the place will probably call you a girl, watch out for the bull he's tricky, also the farm hands at this place? Dead sexy."

"They're currently out of tortillas, grits, and lord knows what else. They need to stock better"

"They say it has the best burgers in town. They're good, but whatta-burger has them beat"