John Vanhara

"Appetizers are the best. Fried cauliflower, fried bread with mozzarella and ricotta, grilled vegetables.."

"The guide was jerk. First he asked if we speak English. Then he kept speaking Italian and asking directly for a tip at the end."

"Try the Zweigelt from Austria"

"Slowest in-n-out I ever been. Speed up please!"

"Great tebasaki, hamachi kama, kimchi chahan, tarzan."

"Not impressed"