Darren Ivens

"I dropped off a computer and power cord. When I went to pick it up they told me I never left a power cord. So I would go get your computer repairs at a place that dosnt steal your shit."

"I saw the mayor of this bus once. He tried to touch my arm in a weird way. If you see him just don't approach him."

"The shoe salesmen have a handheld computer that tells them if they have the shoe size you need in store. Very fast and convenient."

"Try the buffalo chicken in a wrap with caesar salad. Yummy yummy"

"Keep your stick on the ground. This way you wont lose an eye"

"Try the food. Make sure you come early there will be a line up."