Maggie Banken

"It closed! Oh my childhood! A picture of innocence lost!"

"Refills for a cup of coffee are 50 cents. If you never want to sleep you don't have to."

"Listen in on drunk conversations on a variety of topics ranging from Ancient Celtic spanking sticks, to "the one who got away". Sure its rude, but i promise they won't notice."

"Most week nights from 2-4am there is a whole bunch of cops hanging around the supercharged mocha "latte" machine. Watch out for speed traps between there and the bridge."

"Throw a boomerang, thats what i'm doing."