Alan Bruce

"So sterile, you never feel comfortable.It's like a hospital canteen."

"Rumour has it there is a guy locked in the storeroom called Mongolia Sheffield"

"Ask peter the owner about Morris dancing, he is currently chairman of the UK Morris dancing association. The history of it is quite interesting."

"Don't bother trying to park!"

"Doesn't matter what haircut you ask for, you get the same one every time. Don't wait for the Ginger one as Deano goes nuts!"