Ozhan Karacal

"Visa staff have the worst attitude ever. They are nothelpful, rude and inefficient. Be well prepared before you come here and don't count on any acts of kindness."

"Try to see a Gerry Block around the Gate 4. This travelling technophile can be found here frequently in his natural habitat."

"If you are a Turk working abroad but don't have permanent residency you do not have to pay for the "harc pulu" bullshit. If you go and ask they will tell you you have to pay but don't you fall for it."

"Kneel before Buddha"

"Either make a reservation or come after 10:30pm. If you are just there for the food, you can sit accross the street and still order from BBQ"

"If you're suicidal try the chicken vindaloo"