Jacob Hanson

"Worst JC Penny's I've ever been to. Was in the store twice in one day and ignored both times. Complained to a manager about poor customer service and she didn't care at all. Will not go back."

"Real classy language. Also, you are either a bad liar or stupid. Three people have checked in here. That would be me, my girlfriend, and you. Clearly you are wrong and an idiot to boot."

"There is definitely an address. I created it, I should know. Notice how you seem to be the only one making that mistake?"

"Who the hell is this Kimberly person that keeps checking into my house?"