Clementine Cutie

"Kinda sucks to drive down it, it's even worse when you're stranded on the side of it."

"Don't go alone....but if you were going to go to the creek alone, you probably wouldn't mind if you died anyway..."

"Only suitable if you're very drunk."

"They have buttons on the tables to call the waitresses over...mine didn't however and I wish it did because the service was terrible."

"If you park in the Macy's lot near the corner of Broadway and Newell you won't have any trouble."