Megan Elizabeth

"....This might happen to you IF YOU'RE LUCKY!"

"Kittens attack bed ruffles here..."

"I heard the mayor knows kung fu!"

"The Mac and cheese is superb Here. It's a real palate pleaser!"

"Out of booze? Hop, skip and jump right on over! Ashely's got enough on her counter to get a third world tipsy like a gypsy!"