Drew Ausman

"Hey ladies, if you want to hog the free motion machines for 20 minutes to do you entire workout without having the courtesy to offer someone to work in, go to curves... It's more your type of people."

"Yeah, perfume at the gym is as ridiculous as makeup. You come here to get in shape, not get laid."

"People, rack your weights. If you're strong enough to lift it, you're strong enough to rack it. oh, and if you hadn't noticed there are numbers on the weight trees. Guess what they match?"

"Come on people rack ALL your weights. If you're big enough to lift it, you're big enough to put it away!"

"Dr. Olsen is awesome."

"This is the best chinese in the Hillcrest area and its open past midnight every night."