Martyn Clarke-Jones

"Apparently they don't have a first aid kit"

"This one is far better than at the leisure park. The other one is a awful and noisy, this one has better beer."

"Who designed the layout, walk all round the place before you get to the loo. Then climb over a wall to escape McDonald's. And bloody hell it's expensive."

"No real beer on tap. And too expensive to drink anyway!"

"Really does have free WiFi, none of this sign up on web site nonsense. Good stuff. And serves some real beer... double bonus points. Not tried the food though."

"Just been told the the reason I can't get the free WiFi is because they turn it off to stop the employees using it!"