David Horning

"Who says sequels can't be better than the original?"

"This shed has the best water selection out of all the other sheds along the turnpike. Definitely try it here."

"It smells like a hotel lobby, but they apparently don't have lodging. I'm not sure what to believe anymore.... Great beer selection though."

"The pope loves the pizza here. It's a like-a being back-a in Italia! www.creativedifferencesshow.com check out our comedy webisodes for a quick laugh while you enjoy your pizza"

"If Jesus and Buddha decided to go in on a grocery store together this would be it"

"Ask about the Success Shot"